answering+the+door

As you walk toward the door a big dog jumps out at you with a loud bark! You take out the liver treats and the dog quietens down. "Nice doggie" In gratitude the chihuahua begins to recite the [|Hound of the Baskervilles]. You consider this to be a little over top. At your disparaging response to its brilliance, the chihuahua yelps in anger and attaches itself to your leg. You must free yourself. You can either praise it or use violence.